Thursday, February 16, 2012


“If the world hate you, you know that it hated me before it hated you”
John15:8

IT’S HERE, THE CARD YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR:
YOUR OFFICIAL ‘HATER’ MEMBERSHIP CARD IS HERE.

”An unjust man is an abomination to the just: and he that is upright in the way is abomination to the wicked”
Proverbs 29:27




“The world cannot hate you; but me it hates, because I testify of it, that the works thereof are evil”
-John 7:7

There are No ‘3 Easy Payments’ involved.
There are NO Annual Dues.
And IF it gets damage we will send you a New One.
Get the ‘Family Plan’ so everyone can have one.
If you have bad status, you can also apply for the “You’re Mean” or the “Yes I Can Judge You” Card and work your way up the rung.
And if used often this ‘Official Hate’ Card will be automatically upgraded to a “Gold Bully Card”
We also have the ‘Platinum’ Card, for you frequent flyers that everyone hates or the ‘Deluxe Platinum’ Card when you have been kicked out of 10 churches.
Next time you debate Bible and or politics just flash it and hush the crowd.
Tired of people saying you’re a ‘Hater” pull out the card and say ‘I KNOW I AM BUT WHAT ARE YOU?’

“And they have rewarded me evil for good, and hatred for my love”
Psalm 109:5

Also IF you act now, we have ‘pink cards’ for you that solely ‘hate’ homosexuals and one with the image of Mary for you who go ‘hating’ after Catholics.
No need to show your friends and family, THEY KNOW!
You get no discounts ON ANYTHING and you may be asked to leave the store. But hey, you knew this was coming….No Big Deal, just flaunt your card on the way out.
You might even pay more when you slide your card, but that gives you license to yell “OH, WHOS THE REAL HATER NOW?’
No Guarantee, but if you flash it you just might get out of that speeding ticket.
….Now for the first 483 callers, You will also get a free set of ‘Ginsu Knives’ because there is nothing like cutting up a dead carcass after your ‘hate’ spree. Or you can get the free “Chia Pet’ and watch it grow like all the false accusations and gossip that you cause everywhere.
NO hating going on here, YOU are home, apply today.

”An unjust man is an abomination to the just: and he that is upright in the way is abomination to the wicked”
Proverbs 29:27



I am leaving for New Orleans this morning to preach during Mardi Gras as this will be my 30th year the Lord has allowed me to preach against the sin in that city. With that said, I will not post over the internet from today to the following Thursday when I return home, which is normal when I travel as I keep my hands to the plow and focused on the field at hand. I will post a full report and respond to my hundreds of emails that will be filling my box in due time.

Keep us in prayer as we never know what ‘valley of death’ street the Lord will take us to proclaim His uncompromised message to unwanted ears. Jesus said that if we shall take up serpents and if we drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt us and with this event we will no doubt be in the middle of a bunch of snakes with toxic fangs and that beer that gets tossed on us will not affect us. I am blessed to work with men that volunteered for this mission nationwide and the local Churches that assist us as we will work from 10 to over 16 hours daily as in past years in the heat, rain and winds, night and day.

On this my 30th anniversary in the Big Easy where the weather appears will be wet and the city has made street preaching with megaphones and large signs illegal this year, I wonder who they were thinking of? This should be interesting.

“Finally, brethren, pray for us, that the word of the Lord may have free course, and be glorified, even as it is with you”
2Thes. 3:1




STREET PREACHING IS LIKEN TO…..


.......STANDING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD WARNING ALL THE CARS DRIVING BY THAT IF YOU CONTINUE, YOU WILL INDEED FALL, CRASH, BURN AND DIE. THE ROAD YOU ARE ON WILL FAIL. SO WE FROM THE SIDEWALK TRY TO STOP YOU AND WAVE AT YOU, FLASH OUR SIGNS AT YOU, WEAR BRIGHT YELLOW VESTS AND EVEN YELL ‘STOP’ TO HAVE YOU U-TURN FROM THE UNSEEN DANGER YOU ARE HEADING TOWARDS.


However the driver sees no danger in the near future and speeds by us even faster in his own little world. On the cell phone making plans he will never get to, with the CD cranked up, feeling good and thinking we are nut jobs. Until he drives off the bridge into the fall, with his last words being; “What the @^)/*%^>*…..OH My (^#@/&# GOD!!!”…..then death to the body, but eternity begins. WHAT MORE COULD WE HAVE DONE, CARJACK YOU?

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